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10.06.2025 09:55

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
'Cheers' star's cause of death released - KSDK
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Still no good
They Were 8,000-Pound Sloths With Claws and Armor – Then Humans Showed Up - SciTechDaily
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Astronomers Have Detected a Galaxy Millions of Years Older Than Any Previously Observed - WIRED
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
What are the best ways to treat seasonal allergies?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Why is it so hard to date nowadays?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
No way
Which is the worst Bollywood movie you have ever seen and why?
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is your favourite true story to tell at a party?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Which current F1 drivers should switch teams based on historical patterns?
Next, they tried...
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Everyone loved it.
We've Finally Seen The Skyscraper Tsunami That Shook Earth For 9 Days - ScienceAlert
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?